So, I'm hanging out in a club when some woman caught me looking at her breasts.
"Why are you looking at my tits?"
"Uhh, sorry they just got in my line of vision"
"That doesn't give you the right to look at my tits"
"I was looking at your tattoo"
"So? You didn't have to look at my tits"
"Well, it had some words on it, I wanted to know what they said"
"What could possibly be written that would have you look at my tits?"
"Well, it says 'Look At My Tits'!"