This a list of sentences that I'll never utter unless it's for sarcastic purposes.
"Let's order Pizza!"
"Oooo, there's a sale at Wal-Mart!"
"Lady GaGa is HOT!"
"Hi! Grandma!"
"Put extra cheese on my burger!"
"Oh Boy, Jersey Shore's on!"
"I get along with all my ex-girlfriends"
"Boy, that Hannity is one smart cookie!"
"Let's Go Yankees!"
"Sure, Honey! I'll pick up some tampons for you!"
"Cooool Tattoo!"
"I'll watch any movie with Julia Roberts in it!"
"Boy, that Kate Goslin is such a good mom!"
"I'm glad Regis replaced Katie Lee with Kelly!"
"The referees made good calls during Super Bowl XL!"
"Reagan should be on Mt. Rushmore!"
"Jay Leno is funnier than David Letterman!"
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